Power Cock-Blocker
actively c-ck blocking your wingman with the force of a 20 ton nuclear bomb. not to be mistaken for regular c-ck blocking which is done p-ssive aggressively. this form of c-ck blockage is done so effectively that you will never again see even a remote patch of feminine pubic hair in the presence of said c-ck blocker. sometimes going as far to not get laid him self just so you don’t get laid.
how is it possible that you are such a power c-ck-blocker that you made sure i didn’t get laid on my own wedding night?
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