prarie doggin’ the closet
when your h-m-s-xual baggage has exceeded the maximum “closet” storage capacity and begins to push you into coming out of the closet and you try to push it back into the closet.
jimmy began prarie d-gg-n’ the closet when his mom found the ticket stubs to the cher / barbra streisand concert on ice.
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