pray to the porcelain god


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the state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.
last time i got drunk i had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

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