praying at the porcelin alter


similar to driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. you are also swearing to g-d or jesus or the devil or whoever that you will never ever never get so f-cking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.
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