pre-baby puppy
a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. the puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.
the puppy represents a low risk test of the couple’s ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.
ryan: did you hear jeremy and julie got a puppy?
tj: sure did. that’s a pre-baby puppy if i’ve ever seen one!
ryan: huh?
tj: first they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.
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