pre-gay bio-child
a child that a gay person had with a member of the opposite s-x before realizing that he or she was gay.
“melanie took her daughter blossom to the park this morning.”
“melanie and candace adopted a child?”
“no, blossom is a pre-gay bio-child from melanie’s marriage to mark a few years ago.”
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