prelude to shit


when one gets the farts knowing it’s the primary signal to head to the bathroom and take a dump.
martha: oh my lord ted stinks. and, he keeps giving me weird facial expressions! what’s his problem?”
tina: “he has a prelude to sh-t issue. he’ll be sprinting to the bathroom soon.”

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