premature ejac-o-lantern
to become overly excited about halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embar-ssing to clean up. usually happens once a year.
“hey man, did you hear about kory?” “i guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. he had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home.”
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