premature evaporation
when you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. can often lead to one partic-p-nt saying, “is…is that it?”
q: how was the british tea party s-x last night?
a: not so good man. this is the third time i had premature evaporation this month
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