Premature unlockelation


upon approaching a parked car the p-ssenger attempts to open a locked car door before the driver’s click on the remote device has had time to unlock the door. the result is the jamming of the door lock mechanism and much more time required to remedy the situation. it doesn’t matter how many times it has happened….it will keep happening again.
my boyfriend is so anxious to get his sorry -ss into my car that he had three episodes of premature unlockelation yesterday

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