prematurely emojulate
the act of accidentally adding emoji’s mid-sentence in a text.
“hey s-xy, ho😉w you doin?”
“did you just prematurely emojulate?”
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when you get up early to practice eating out that p-ssy. hey yo i have have this girl coming over tomorrow i should get in my morning practice so i’m ready.
- sleep lump
1) when you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it. “mommy look at the pattern on my arm!” “that’s a cool sleep lump.”
- kringlefucker
kringlef-cker: being s-xually attracted to a fat man dressed as santa. do you know jade? i heard she’s a kringlef-cker.
- the spanish pelican
similar to the jerry bruckheimer, but with more feathers, and in spanish. after performing an unusually avian version of the jerry bruckheimer, the crowd fell silent except for faint whispers of ‘el pelicano’. this was indeed the spanish pelican.
- arizona trap lord
when you’re watching p-rn and skip into it to fap and after you bust a nut you discover the girl was a trap. “dude i had the worst arizona trap lord experience yesterday” “dude that sucks”