President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. the acronym “bij” is an indirect reference to the “bad idea jeans” recurring skit on sat-rday night live.
incredibly, habsul knocked on his boss’s door and immediately shouted the words, “open the f-cking door, douche bag.”
habsul immediately became president and ceo of bij, inc.
nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. the acronym “bij” is an indirect reference to the “bad idea jeans” recurring skit on sat-rday night live.
incredibly, habsul knocked on his boss’s door and immediately shouted the words, “open the f-cking door, douche bag.”
habsul immediately became president and ceo of bij, inc.
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