pressed ham and eggs
to push ones t-st-cl-s to their backside, then press their bare -ss and t-st-cl-s against a plane of gl-ss, squishing the testes against the gl-ss, thus resembling a pressed ham and eggs.
johnny served all of us a pressed ham and eggs for breakfast from his rv sunday.
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