pressed ham on glass
when an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked b-ttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw joe’s pressed ham on gl-ss?
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