Preston Hauck
the most bad–ss musician of the soon to be successful band jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. he rides his bmx bike looking s-xy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say “ooooo..” preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. he loops on his looper like a pro. he also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.he is also a yetti, know this to be true.
who would not go for preston hauck? he is single!
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