Pretty Little Potato


someone who is extremely attractive, but has really no personality. in fact they have so little personality it is comparable to a potato hence the name.
me: ben is a pretty little potato.
friend: what is a pretty little potato?
me: you know someone who is hot, but really bland, like a raw potato.

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