Primanti Brothers Smack


during the act of copulation from a rear position, the ‘smacker’ scoops cole slaw into one hand and french fries into the other. they then proceed to smack his/her partner on each cheek, -ss or face depending on preference, while proclaiming “how’s yinz like me now n’at bizznitch!”

in cleveland this is performed with a panini’s sandwich and referred to as a “panini’s smack”, while in all other cities it is performed with peanut b-tter and jelly and is referred to as “the peanut b-tter smack”.
“ya’ know after we drank all ’em iron city’s ahnd left yinz at da bar, we stopped ta get a primati samich. well ya’ know once we goht ta doin’ et i ‘ad ta give ‘er a ‘primanti brothers smack’.”

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