producer credit in smurf porn
a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueb-lls. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off…
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj…and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a b-n-r the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment
jamie f-xx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf p-rn
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