Project V Distillery and Sausage Co.
the best distillery in the north west! home of single silo chi vodka, the single tastiest beverage on the face of the earth. it and its quirky, volkswagen/lamborghini driving makers are loved by all, from the new york times and columbia tower club to dive bars biker gangs.
does not actually make sausage.
random thirsty person: jeez, i wish i had something to drink
well prepared individual who carries single silo with him: here, try this
random thirsty person: wow, this is delicious!
well prepared individual: yeah! it’s vodka i bought from project v distillery and sausage co.
random thirsty person: vodka?! but it’s noon!
well prepared individual: single silo is the vodka that’s not just for breakfast -thumbs up-
vodka connoisseur: i love project v distillery and sausage co.’s vodka because it has such long legs and doesn’t make me want to throw up at all
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