promiseland of ashtrays
when your fresh out of ciggarettes, screaming at the world, and you happen to stumble across a full ashtray glistening with beautiful b-tts just waiting for you to light them and take the remaining three hits.
“this was supposed to be the f-cking promiseland of ashtrays!”
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