Prophecy 47-B
it states that if by the end of obama’s presidency, were aren’t in world war iii, then jesus christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store
dumb guy1:have you heard of prophecy 47-b?
dumb guy2: yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
dumb guy1:considering how much obama’s f-cking up, i say they’re pretty low…
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