proto-hominid
a person dissimilar genetically from h-m- sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-darwinian evolution.
quit raggin’ on poor old jolene…her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can’t help the way she is.
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