protoplasm pirate-phrases


“treasure chest” and “booty”, as in, the sumptuous t&a “riches” which any “curvaceously attractive” lady possesses, and which h-rny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer’s ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. plus a girl’s “bodily valuables” can never be “spent ‘n’ squandered” the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie’s delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are “savored and enjoyed”. and of course, in the case of the ample “treasures” on a buxom gal’s “treasure chest”, the overall “volume” of her delightful “treasures” actually –increases– with “regular use”, since a girl’s b–bs grow bigger and fuller the more they’re played with, especially if said “recreation” occurs while the chick is still in her more “youthful years”, such as between her late teens to early thirties.
bored history-cl-ss student: i’m not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but i do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom i befriend — they always have the biggest giggle-fits when i joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.

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