public facial
where a female can be seen in public proudly displaying man juice all over her face. c-m walk
cashier: you know you look like you have baby gravy dripping off your chin ma’am? this is a reputable store and public facials are not allowed.
zara: but brad always gives me a friday facial – it’s so great for the skin. wanna try some??
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past 9 pm, in the bas-m-nt, playing video games, the three bromigos talk cr-p and exchange stories. trevor: we out it the mall today for bromigos night? ace: nah, has to be in your bas-m-nt. kamil: yeah true.
- saturday night wrist
when you’re so wasted/tired that you fall asleep sitting up with your head in your hand, and wake up hours later with a wrist ache that won’t seem to go away. “dude, i had such bad sat-rday night wrist, that i couldn’t even jerk it today.”
- sriracha fries
fries that come with sriracha sauce bacon crumble, liquid cheese, and grated cheese. kid: “hey akila, did you try wendy’s sriracha fries? they’re so spicy and delicious! kid 2:”awesome, let’s buy some now!”
- buttering the toast
when you’re having s-x with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like b-tter on toast. my girlfriend wouldn’t let me c-m in her so i ended up b-ttering the toast
- columbian lip smacker
the act of taking a sh-t in a girl’s mouth, then proceeding to receive a bl-wj-b from said girl. yo carla gave me a columbian lip smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.