Public Proximity Violation


when in a public place with plenty of open seats, a person chooses to sit right next to you for no viable reason.
i usually go to the library early wednesday mornings since no one is there. today, it was empty as usual but some creep committed a major public proximity violation and sat right next to me at the huge table in the law area!

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