Puerto Rican Muscle
fat.
something that obese puerto rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot puerto rican women.
clyde: “yo man, how is that fat–ss with her? she’s smokin’ hot…”
bernard: “aw, he just got shaped up, plus he’s got tons of puerto rican muscle.”
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