puerto rican oil change


it’s when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the j-z back into his -ss.
me: “that rosita b-tch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my -ss…what the f-ck? ”
my bro: “dude, that’s f-cking urban legend sh-t–that’s the ever-elusive puerto rican oil change.

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