Puerto Rican Reunion


a traffic jam caused by two lowriders engaged in long conversation, each sitting in the driver’s seat of their own extra wide rides, parked for the duration in the middle of a narrow side street, blocking it entirely. both engines running optional.
the street was entirely blocked and me thoughts,….’d-mn, another ‘puerto rican reunion’.
“hey, move it or milk it!!!… the streets were wider in san juan!” (beep, beep, beep, beep, beep….)

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