Puerto Rican tollbooth
when a person tries to jam something soft into a slot for a hard object and subsequently causes a delay in forward movement.
mid stroke he went limp giving her a puerto rican tollbooth, there was a brief delay in which he called in a fluffer to get him ready for action again.
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