puffy fucking
puffy f-cking is the act of f-cking a girl’s -sshole into her p-ssy so that your lovely lady can experience the sensation of something akin to being battered in the g spot from inside the -sshole.
disclaimer: this is advanced level sh-t. do not do this to someone you don’t know well, or who doesn’t like pain.
directions. 1) enter a girl through her -n-s while she’s on her shoulders. 2) to find the sweet spot, carefully aim the c-ck, at roughly a 15 degree angle, into the -sshole. 3) gently guide it over the pelvic bone. 4) have your brave girl finger herself to fully experience the special moment. enjoy that face. 😉
man, last night i tried puffy f-cking with my boyfriend and it rocked my world!
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