Pulled himself out of his own ass


when said person comes out of nowhere and scares the sh-t out of you.

when playing an online fps someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your -ss
i was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my d-ck-hole, he literally pulled himself out of his own -ss!

i was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own -ss!

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