the term used when denoting a situation when two close people kill themselves, both in resemblance to the other, usually in a span of two months. moreover the latter might do it on the former’s birthday.
girl 1: you remember jane and jack from soph-m-re days? they killed themselves last year. i just heard about it!
girl 2: oh my, weren’t they dating?
girl 1: yes! they were successful in totally pulling a chris and a chester!
girl 2: rip!
(pr-nounced stoh-chee) in simplist terms… a hot mess omg stochie… what are you doing?!?!
a pathetic attempt to cover up the loneliness of being single by suggesting a person is happily dating themselves tired of the effort it takes to attract another person and maintain a relationship she has become an autoromantic and takes herself out on dates. then she comes home and tells her cats all about it. […]
- sh*t in the fridge
a phrase used to describe a siuation where you’d rather do something else than that expected.. for example: hitchhike: “hey phillip, can you take me home?” phillip: sh-t in the fridge mate
- nerd school
a college which primarily concentrates on teaching science, technology, engineering, and math. noted for their high acceptance standards, high fail-out and drop-out rates, dearth of female students, and copious consumption of alcohol by students (and professors). a good indicator of a nerd school is that its name includes the word “tech”. for example: georgia tech, […]
- ad n*z*s
those are the d-ck heads who made adblock plus not work on youtube anymore, forcing us to sit through 2 minute ads for crest white strips while trying to watch a 25 second youtube video, because youtube wh-r-d themselves out to corporate america. seriously youtube, how f-cking greedy can you get? the ad n-z-s actually […]