pulsating booze sponge


a sleeping buddy who reeks of alcohol so bad it makes you think you are sleepng on a bar room floor instead of in bed. an alcohol soaked bedmate.
her ,”wow, you sure were putting out the toxic air last nite after the booze you consumed.”
him,” what do ya mean? i was just sleepin.”
her : “it was like trying to sleep next to a big pulsating booze sponge, or on an old bar room floor; not s-xy at all, phew!”
him:”ah, hon, i just had a couple.
her, “yep, i’ve heard it all before, old “two drink” joe”.

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