pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness


a distinctive indication that a playstation 4 has stopped functioning. similar to the red ring of death. coined by tim buckley of ctrl+alt+del comics fame.
i had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if i let him use my ps4. he evicted me upon finding out i was afflicted by the pulsing blue d-ckpunch of sadness.

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