Pump Fucked
the act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:
a) out of order
or
b) aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincomp–p
driver: “oh look, an open spot!”
p-ssenger: “dude, it’s out of order…”
driver: “sh-t! well here, there’s one over there.”
p-ssenger: “not anymore…you just got pump f-cked.”
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