pumped up heel


an aged sl-t often dressed in provocative and or revealing clothing along with open-toed high heels (with straps) a size or two too small creating instant hammertoe.
tom’s mom is a pumped up heel because she tried to grab my dong under the dinner table. she smells like poon and hairspray.

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