pumpkin spice bumpkin
1. a prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good
2. a starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. your own interpretation is welcome.
tod : oh man i heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
ted: yeah man
tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice b-mpkin types man.
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