punch a dick in the bitch
when a guy is talking so much sh-t the only logical response is h-tting his wife or girlfriend in the face
“johnny showed up and started giving me so much sh-t about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold.”
“yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a d-ck in the b-tch”
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