Punjabi Penis Stereotype

scientific term for the widely disseminated belief – prevalent both inside & outside greater punjab – that us punjabi men have extra-small p-n-ses, which are both the size & tapering shape of baby carrots. in effect, the polar opposite of the ‘dravidian p-n-s stereotype’, which attributes extra-large p-n-s size to dalit-dravidian men.

the anatomical peculiarity of the ‘punjabi prawnd-ck’ is variously attributed to our nordic-iranian descent, our oversized obese bodies, or our love of alcohol. as a corollary, it is also generally believed that the wedge-like ‘punjabi baby carrot’ is the root cause for the popularity of -n-l copulation or ‘punjabi s-x’ across pentapotamia. it is also universally held to be the primary reason our punjabans prefer afro-dravidian & negro-caribbean men.

this stereotype is based on several clinical measurements & ethnographic studies, which consistently prove that the punjabi p-n-s ranks at the very bottom of the scale for caucasoid-mongoloid men, right down alongside the irish p-n-s, j-panese p-n-s & greek p-n-s. it is also well-known that punjabi condoms are, along with german condoms, among the smallest in eurasia.

this belief originated in punjab itself, for traditional punjabi culture has long been characterised by a deep-rooted self–ssessment of the punjabi p-n-s as inferior. thus, punjabi females make fun of the punjabi male organ through punjabi p-n-s jokes & punjabi womens’ songs.
1) the punjabi p-n-s stereotype leads to feelings of intense s-xual & personal inadequacy among punjabi males. thus, magazines, newspapers & forums are filled with letters by punjabi men & women complaining about the undersized ‘irishmen of india’:

– “we are the better looking indians but yes, punjabis are known to be a bit small between the legs. speaking of my punjabi friends of course.” – ‘do punjabi guys have large p-n-ses ?’ pia, 29 mar 2002. indiafamily.net/talk/messages/12481/12292.html?1041573259 .

2) sadly, some punjabis react violently to the punjabi p-n-s stereotype, when we ourselves are to be blamed for our ‘shortcomings’:

“‘singh: escort stabbed to death after ‘small d-ck’ insult’
battersea, wandsworth, south london; southall, west london: an illegal immigrant who stabbed his ex-girlfriend to death in the street told a court today (mon) how she branded him a ‘pathetic man with a small d-ck.’ vikramgit singh, 25, said he just wanted to talk to 23-year-old escort gemma dorman and convince her they should get back together.” court news uk, march 08, 2010. courtnewsuk.co.uk/online_archive/?name=southall&page=9

3) the punjabi p-n-s stereotype also implies that us punjabijis are criticised for bringing down the average p-n-s size of south asia:

“punjabis are 3-inchers & you are the ones who bring down the rest of the country’s p-n-s measurements! hindustani zindabad!” (‘its official. we indians have small p-n-ses.’
gujarati, topix.com, 26 jan 2008)