punxsutawney gopher punch
while f-cking a woman, you pull your d-ck out and smack her -ss. if your d-ck sees its shadow she won’t get pregnant for another 6 weeks.
i figured since it was february, i would give my wife a punxsutawney gopher punch. thankfully she isn’t pregnant.
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