purple-lurple-nurple
when an asian gives someone a t-tie twister, rips the t-tie off and eats it. the asian then sh-t its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing t-tie. four months later, they get a salmon to lick the t-tie. after that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.
the man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from bruce lee.
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