Purple-shirted eye-stabber
the most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. that is, the world created by cyanide & happiness.
usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: “argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!”
2: “relax dude, it’s just a halloween costume”
1: -leaves-
2: -takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt-
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