purse clutch


a ‘purse clutch’ is when you suddenly realize you are way too drunk so you bolt, usually without saying goodbye to the people you are out with.
anne did a purse clutch last night and we didn’t even realize she was gone for an hour. apparently she puked on the cab ride home.

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