pussy booger


a blood clot, resembling a pitted cherry, that sometimes is discharged during a women’s menstrual period.
when sam was earning his red wings, he got a bonus; he found a p-ssy booger.
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a v-g-n-l discharge or secretion from ones p-ssy resulting in a booger like substance
after her long run, emily had collected p-ssy boogers in her panties.
small globs of toilet paper in the v-g-n- resulting from not wiping thoroughly.
could you please remove those p-ssy boogers before i eat?
when a woman doesn’t clean up completely after s-x and the c-m dries up forming a p-ssy booger.
i was eatin’ dat b-tch out last night, and a d-mn p-ssy booger got stuck in my teef.
v-g-n-l discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.
last night when i went down on suzie i got a healthy serving of p-ssybooger.
a) thick, sticky cervical mucus that accretes into a clump which is then expelled from the v-g-n-

b) a man who is sensitive, emotive, and socially awkward, but not at all in charming way

c) a term to describe both overexposed and completely indistinguishable heterotwinks (e.g. robert pattinson, zac efron, chace crawford, et al) and their fans
a) “no, you didn’t get me all wet. i’ve just god a bad case of p-ssybooger.”

b) “baby, i love you so much eyes br-mm-ng with tears, that i just had to make you this collage photos of the pair cut into heart and star shapes; pink glitter; text cut from magazines reading “dream,” “hope,” “future,” “forever;” the odd ostrich feather; a lock of chest hair.

“yeah, thanks bemused and horrified. but how about next time, instead of doing arts and crafts you f-cking grow a set already.”

c) “paul wesley is not a p-ssybooger,” said the p-ssybooger.
when a woman takes a creampie and doesn’t wash it off , which forms a mucus like crust on the ham wallet…..
i went to eat becky out but stopped cause she had a p-ssy booger….

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