pussy coupon
a dollar bill
the stripper was greatful and showed me her stuff when i gave her the p-ssy coupon
name given to the part of pursuit/ courting a girl that involves making phone calls/ buying small gifts to let her know that you are thinking about her. each single action is moving closer to ward being able to ask for s-x (make a purchase).
“oh, just a sec. let me make a phone call to insert girl’s name. i’ve got to put these p-ssy coupons for today.”
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