pussy cracken
an octopus with a face that looks like a v-g-n- full of teeth. there is only one. once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you’ve just seen a p-ssy cracken. they often have a redish coloring, also known as a red p-ssy cracken. the animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a p-ssy cracken was written by joshua adair in 2017, in tageas honor.
she pulled down her pants and behold, a red p-ssy cracken!
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