Pussy Diaper
a sponge-like garment a women wares around her p-ssy for the 3 to 7 days a month she dicides to be a crazy b-tch.
that fat, nasty b-tch with the red hair had a big wet period stain on her jeans, she better change her p-ssy diaper
or
stop being such a little f-g, go change your p-ssy diaper or something.
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