pussy mirage
a femme fatale who creates the illusion that there is p-ssy to be had, when in reality one is chasing a false hope.
dave: dude, sasha is so into me.
jason: no way man, that girl is a p-ssy mirage.
dave: d-mnit, she was hot. nexted.
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