pussy monster
p-ssy monster is a man who can and loves to eat p-ssy. he does it like no other from every position and does tricks with his tongue.
—-lil wayne p-ssy monster video on youtube—-
i gotta taste for u,now wat u wanna do
gurl u cold let me suck out ur flu
gurl u cold, gurl u cool, u heard of salt n peppa well gurl u food
gurl u hot like a bowl of hot stew
and i just stood over my stew and just blew
and when theres no more of u in da soup,i remove ma spoon and drink ur juice
make it rain wit ma hurricane tounge , like lala, lala, lala, lala, lala, la, lala, lala,lala, lala ,lala, lala, la, imagine if i did dat wit ur pearl on ma tongue ,haha
6 more definitions
a beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. a p-ssy monster is born and not made. p-ssy monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. a p-ssy monster is unable to comprehend the term ‘standards’ and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular ‘penchant’ for a delicacy known as an ‘ewok’.
“uh oh! that p-ssy monster just destroyed an ewok in that tent”
1: when an individual eats p-ssy very well, with such intensity and aggression to the point where the female tries to run… drooling, and screaming, (as if a monster was after her) only doing so in pleasure not fear and agony.
usually leads to total physical exhaustion.
2: the term can also be used to describe someone with an abnormally long tongue.
1) girl #1: this dude ate my p-ssy so good last night i almost felt like i was bein’ taken advantage of.
girl #2: d-mn you had you a p-ssy monster huh.
2) this girl once told me she had dreams about my tongue, said i was like ‘venom’ from spiderman.
a man that gets an incredible amount of v-g-n-.
cody: man, how does that guy get so many ladies?
mason: because he is the p-ssymonster!!!
a girl who takes all the v-g-n- from the guys
wow…liz is an incredible p-ssymonster
a grl with a p-ssy that looks like a monster in other words hairy as f-ck
tanasha is a p-ssy monster what u really want me to be a c-rp-t m-nch-r?
when your d-ck is to small that when you look down then you can not see your d-ck in her p-ssy
dude last night one of my friends called me and said that he had a p-ssy monster last night
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