Pussy Mustache


noun: the rissidue left above the upper lip following oral s-x on a female. the liquid, otherwise known as p-ssy juice, forms around the lips to resemble the “got milk” mustache.
douche: man i ate that box like it was my lunch!
friend: i can tell, you still have a p-ssy mustache going on!

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